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ic inbox ( ruby city )
Mar. 17th, 2016 02:00 pm
you have reached the voicemail of cecil gershwin palmer. that might seem like an easy thing to do, but think about how long you had to stay alive just to learn how a phone works and who i am. congratulate yourself on that. give yourself a vigorous pat on the back, and . . . don’t forget to leave a message after the heavily distorted sample of a man saying "i just couldn’t eat another bite."
i̟͉̜͔̞͘ͅ ̯j̧̦̝͢ụ̧̩͕̭͚̬͡s̬̯̦͔̻͟t̝̫̘̦̭͚̫̻͜ ̙͇̫̖̘̯͢͠ͅc̟̫͔̼o̱͇̟̠̫͙͔͟͜ͅu̷̠̞̞͚l̴̡̮̗d̥̲͞n̹̝͞'̸̟̻́ͅt̵͓͇̠̤͚̳͡ ̵͝҉͉ͅȩ̨̦̯̪̭ạ̵̭̯̝̬̬͓ͅͅt̞̱͉̭̘͚͕̥͢͡ͅ ̶̥̰̲̜̘à̳͘͝ņ͉͚̪ͅo̡͉̺̘̙̖̹ͅt̢͈͔̲̤̼͈͘h͖̙e͟͟͏̰̙̱͉̼̗̘r̡͓̪͓̙̕ ̨͎̖̜̝̟͕͘b̶̛̗͎͞i̡̯̫̯̱̫̬̻̳t̳̹̰ę͍̼̜͕͇̙͎̠ͅ.̴̠ͅ
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